I made a huge mistake inviting Michelle Celarier over to my house! I have known Michelle for several years. Because of my power status and good looks she would regularly send me messages on Facebook suggesting we go out. I once gave her my number and she started sending me topless photos and invitations to take to her out and have sex with her with the understanding that she wanted to be paid for her services. I never took her too seriously because I had heard some pretty crazy stories about her from friends. Supposedly she had spent time in a mental hospital and she used to make wild claims about her background. I heard she had even bragged about having a sexual relationship with Jason Pierre-Paul. I was recently told that she has had a dating profile on a website of desperate women looking for wealthy men.
A couple of weeks ago I was out drinking apple martinis with my sychophantic suck-up friend, Whitney T.Michelle starts texting me around 9pm telling me she is lonely and that she just got her privates “brazilian- waxed”.
I was polite and wrote her back and she just went off about her money problems. I told her I was sorry to hear about it and continued drinking with Whitney T. I was planning on ending my night how I normally do – with Whitney T. servicing me in the men’s room. I don’t know why I changed my mind but I told Whitney T. never mind (maybe it’s because he smells funny and has no boobs). About an hour later ( I was much drunker then) she sent me a text asking if I would pay her $1000 for sex that night. I was drunk and said I only had $500 in cash and she said she would do it for that. I had been kidding but once she consented I thought why the hell not. I gave her my address and she said she would come at 2:00 am.
She comes over and mind you I had never seen her in person before. In her pics she definitely looks much older than her years but in person she looks even older!!! I asked her how old she was and she said she could qualify for a senior’s discount at IHOP. I believed it because she looked to be in her mid-70s. I was drunk and in the mood so I decided to go through with it. I gave her the $500 and she got into my bed. I was really surprised when she didn't ask me, a total stranger, if I had any condoms (I ended up using two of them). We had sex, it was ok. Nothing great. Then I fell asleep because I had been drinking all night.
I woke up the next morning and she was gone. I was awake about an hour when I realized that my dresser drawers had been rummaged through. I opened the top drawer and saw that my watch case was opened and my kajillion dollar watch was gone!! She also took my high school and college rings and some other heirlooms that can never be replaced!
I tried calling her but her phone was off. I texted her telling her I was going to call the cops. She wrote back ""Go ahead! What are you going to tell them? That a hooker robbed you? LOL!!!!"" and then she texted me back that if I went to the police she would make sure my wife found out and that she would contact everyone I work with (I run the show). This woman is psycho!!!
I called the police and an officer came out to take a report. I straight up told him the truth about what happened. He confirmed for me that Michelle was in the system and that she had been arrested several times for prostitution. He felt bad for me and said they would follow up. He tried calling her cell as well but there was no answer.
I know I should not be picking up hookers and it’s not a habit for me. It was a moment of drunken stupidity and do take responsibility for my actions but nobody deserves to be robbed. Please, if you are going to pay this woman for sex don't meet her at your house!
Michelle - if you are reading this just return my stuff and I will consider the matter closed.
Michelle Celarier Reviews
I made a huge mistake inviting Michelle Celarier over to my house! I have known Michelle for several years. Because of my power status and good looks she would regularly send me messages on Facebook suggesting we go out. I once gave her my number and she started sending me topless photos and invitations to take to her out and have sex with her with the understanding that she wanted to be paid for her services. I never took her too seriously because I had heard some pretty crazy stories about her from friends. Supposedly she had spent time in a mental hospital and she used to make wild claims about her background. I heard she had even bragged about having a sexual relationship with Jason Pierre-Paul. I was recently told that she has had a dating profile on a website of desperate women looking for wealthy men.
A couple of weeks ago I was out drinking apple martinis with my sychophantic suck-up friend, Whitney T.Michelle starts texting me around 9pm telling me she is lonely and that she just got her privates “brazilian- waxed”.
I was polite and wrote her back and she just went off about her money problems. I told her I was sorry to hear about it and continued drinking with Whitney T. I was planning on ending my night how I normally do – with Whitney T. servicing me in the men’s room. I don’t know why I changed my mind but I told Whitney T. never mind (maybe it’s because he smells funny and has no boobs). About an hour later ( I was much drunker then) she sent me a text asking if I would pay her $1000 for sex that night. I was drunk and said I only had $500 in cash and she said she would do it for that. I had been kidding but once she consented I thought why the hell not. I gave her my address and she said she would come at 2:00 am.
She comes over and mind you I had never seen her in person before. In her pics she definitely looks much older than her years but in person she looks even older!!! I asked her how old she was and she said she could qualify for a senior’s discount at IHOP. I believed it because she looked to be in her mid-70s. I was drunk and in the mood so I decided to go through with it. I gave her the $500 and she got into my bed. I was really surprised when she didn't ask me, a total stranger, if I had any condoms (I ended up using two of them). We had sex, it was ok. Nothing great. Then I fell asleep because I had been drinking all night.
I woke up the next morning and she was gone. I was awake about an hour when I realized that my dresser drawers had been rummaged through. I opened the top drawer and saw that my watch case was opened and my kajillion dollar watch was gone!! She also took my high school and college rings and some other heirlooms that can never be replaced!
I tried calling her but her phone was off. I texted her telling her I was going to call the cops. She wrote back ""Go ahead! What are you going to tell them? That a hooker robbed you? LOL!!!!"" and then she texted me back that if I went to the police she would make sure my wife found out and that she would contact everyone I work with (I run the show). This woman is psycho!!!
I called the police and an officer came out to take a report. I straight up told him the truth about what happened. He confirmed for me that Michelle was in the system and that she had been arrested several times for prostitution. He felt bad for me and said they would follow up. He tried calling her cell as well but there was no answer.
I know I should not be picking up hookers and it’s not a habit for me. It was a moment of drunken stupidity and do take responsibility for my actions but nobody deserves to be robbed. Please, if you are going to pay this woman for sex don't meet her at your house!
Michelle - if you are reading this just return my stuff and I will consider the matter closed.